Amnesiac’s Answerphone Message
Brrrrrrrring…….. Brrrrrrrring…….. Click….. Pause…. I can’t come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don’t remember. I’d appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks. Beeeeeeeeeep……
Amnesia Joke
What are the three best things about having amnesia: 1. You can hide your own Easter Eggs 2. You meet a new person everyday 3. You can hide your own Easter Eggs
My Favourite Bumper Sticker
“Everyone one has a photographic memory… ….some just don’t have any film.”
Seriously Funny Joke…. Mental Health Hotline
I share this with you because I suffer or have suffered from at least 4 of the following conditions yet I still find this hilarious. It is primarily included because of the memory part of the joke. It is meant to make light of mental health issues because there is more chance of us being…
Marriage and Memory – Advice For Husbands Everywhere
Any married man should seriously consider forgetting all of the mistakes he ever made with his wife…. There is no point in two people remembering the same thing and in any argument you can bet she will certainly get historical!
A Really Bad Memory Joke
Lady: “I want to divorce my husband because he has a bad memory.” Friend: “Why on earth would you want to divorce him because of that?” Lady: “It’s quite simple…Every time he is around other women he keeps forgetting he is married!” If you have any really good (or even really bad :-)) memory…
Today’s Friday Funny – Just a Quickie but you’ll love it!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think my memory is going! Doctor: When did this happen? Patient: When did what happen? I have been having a trawl through my joke books and through the internet to find you an amusing memory ditty for you to chuckle on this fine Friday and I just had to tell you…
Another Memory Joke (They Get Worse!)
“I saw the doctor today about my loss of memory.” “What did he do?” “Made me pay him in advance.”
An Elephant Joke About Memory
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river. “Why did you do that?” asks a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk…